Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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