He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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