She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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