I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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