dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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