you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
