You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis