I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
