i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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