so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i out mim tonsoeep
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