Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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