Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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