when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We are all done wearing pants today
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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