Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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