is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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