There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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