have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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