sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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