laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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