Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
