So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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