Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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