who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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