i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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