Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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