Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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