I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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