that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Less talking, more tequila
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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