A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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