Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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