May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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