I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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