Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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