Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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