all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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