Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
only you would photoshop your dick
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
