is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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