girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
