it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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