Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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