some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Will exercising make me less horny?
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