Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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