Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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