We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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