# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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