I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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