you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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