My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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