you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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