It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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