turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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