I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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