yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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