What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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