she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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