The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You pole danced in your parka.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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