So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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