I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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