I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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