He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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